15- Number of minutes Sissy and Bubble were late for school.
2- Number of extra kids that showed up at my door at 8:00 in the morning
1- Number of toddlers who woke up on the wrong side of the bed, AND are in the process of being weaned from a pacifier...YIKES!
4- Number of children I gave fruit snacks to
4- Number of children I asked in advance to dispose of thier wrappers properly.
4- Number of children who thought the floor was just as good as a garbage can...
4- Number of children who are no longer allowed to leave the kitchen with snacks.
1- Load of laundry done.
1- Call from Grandma dodged, because I don't have time to talk about peroxide.
1-Visit from my Visiting Teacher.
5- Number of events that formed a "perfect storm" within a 3 minute period, that made my visiting teacher run for the hills!
30- Minutes to feed my kids lunch and get them ready to go.
27- Number of pretzels thrown on the floor
5- Minutes I was running late.
2- "Where the heck are your shoes!"
3- Hours volunteering at the Elementary School.
2- Teachers helped.
300- Copies made.
2-Random things inadvertantly printed on transparencies.
18- "Mittens" traced and cut out.
2- Hole punches jammed
1- Much needed Dr. Pepper.
3- Children to grab from school. (Sissy, Bubble, and a friend's kid... "N")
1/2- Number of miles to walk to "N" 's house.
3- Number of times "N" told me he walks on the street by himself.
1- Number of times I watched as "N" tried to demonstrate walking on the busy street.
1- The number I almost went in my pants.
3- Obscenities overted as I screamed for him to get off the road...NOW.
1- Mother I informed about her son's little stunt.
1- Number of kids who called me a liar.
2- Excuses made about why he was walking on the street.
1- Unamused, me.
90- Minutes 'til Daddy comes home.
27- Dollars spent to "make" dinner at McDonald's because Roon knows better than to make me cook on a day like that.
Have you ever had one of THOSE days?