Thursday, March 25, 2010

To Whom It May Concern

Dear Email Responder,
When someone contacts you, and very specifically states that they need
specific information within 24 hours, that does NOT mean you can
respond at your leisure. 36 hours passed, and the information is now
useless to me, and would just make more work for me. Thanks for
nothin'!

Signed,
Sometimes it's not "better late than never"
Sym


Dear "How I Met Your Mother",
I don't know whether to love you or hate you. You are a mighty
humorous show, but you have taken over my life! I don't know
how I made it almost 5 seasons before discovering your awesomeness,
but since I am now behind, I have spent so many nights watching
past seasons (thank youNetflix!) and losing sleep. I don't think the
story of how I met my kids' father would take this long, though.
However, that does give me a good idea for a blog post later
on down the road...

Love,
It's so good to see Doogie Howser back at work!
Sym


Dear Boo,

I'm not exactly sure what you were saying at lunchtime today,
but it fills my heart with joy that you got such a kick out of the
story you were telling. After all, this means you take after your
mother, and laugh at yourself regularly. Don't worry if nobody
else laughs, sweetie. It just means that they were dumbfounded
by your quick wit. If only everyone could be so lucky!

Love,
Maybe I should apologize for giving you my sense of humor...
Mommy


Dear Roon,

I am so excited that you are going to give me a blog makeover
for my birthday! My lack of a header and a button has bothered
me for a while, but I still don't know what I want my blog to look
like. Maybe my readers will have a suggestion or two (please! hint
hint...) of what my blog makes them think of. Please don't hold
my lack of decision making ability against me.

Love,
Your hopelessly devoted, blog addicted, wife
Sym

Okay, you've read mine! If you haven't done so already, head on over to ShortMama's and read other people's letters. Then, you can join in the party at your blog too! Come on, all the cool kids are doin' it!

7 comments:

Rock, Paper, Scissors said...

I offer my (but not really) plates as an inspiration:

http://simplysimonsons.blogspot.com/2010/03/if-i-werent-such-clutz.html

Boo sounds hilarious. And I would be a good judge of funny because I ALWAYS laugh at my own quick wit.

Cassie said...

I love going back and watching old seasons of my favorite shows. Thank you internet! LOL

shortmama said...

hmmm I have to think of something for your makeover. Its gotta be 4 like things moving...showing symmetry in motion...hehehe brilliant huh!

Macey said...

I LOVE when kids rattle on and laugh at themselves!!! I'm with Shortmama on the idea...and maybe some...I don't know. I suck.

Kelly said...

How I met your mother is definitely addicting. I had to stop watching because I would miss episodes and not have time or energy to catch up. Thanks for stopping by earlier.

Mamarazzi said...

when is your birthday!?

how fun of your hubby to gift you a makeover for your blog. the girl who did mine i fantastic and is priced juuuust right. i was her first blog design and she has even gotten better. her button is on my side bar...April Showers.

Putting the FUN in DysFUNctional said...

Great letters! I especially love the one to Boo!