Our exchanges will look something like this:
Roon: "You're so beautiful, like a tree..."
Roon: "Did it hurt? Your fall? From Heaven?"
Me: "Why, Roon Carter, are you flirting with me?
(imagine that being said with a thick southern drawl)"
Roon: "Yes ma'am I am"
Me: "Well I do declare!"
Roon: "Was your daddy a baker? You've got a nice set of buns."
Anyway, you get the idea. The above was an actual exchange that took place throughout the day yesterday.
Last night, after the kids were in bed, Roon had to run out to do an errand. I decided to take this opportunity, free from the distractions of children, to flirt with Roon.
I typed up:
"Goin' my way, sailor?"
and hit send. Only...I hadn't realized I had the wrong text conversation pulled up on my phone.
I had sent my "sext" to my best friend, Lady. While in the process of typing up an explanation for her, I get a text from her that simply said "Eh?"
We both got a pretty good laugh out of it. I must say, if I had to screw up a "sext", I'm glad it went to her, and not a client, or random person from my church. THAT would have been bad!
This is exactly why I have a strict policy against naked pictures, and inappropriate written conversations (I can screw up email too) of any kind. I just know I'd accidentally send it to my mother...
In case you're unfamiliar with why Roon would say I was as beautiful as a tree:
10 comments:
you guys are too cute!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's like my call about poop the the old lady!!! LOL!
You should link back to this on Fbomb Friday!
LOL!
If I got a text like that I'd crack up.
I am sooo bad about sending e-mails & text to wrong people or hitting reply all instead of just reply. Oooopps! When I was 15 a boy delivered this line... Him: was your dad a thief? Me: What? Him: He had to have been, if not then who stole the stars & put them in your eyes.
TOTALY CHEESE!!! I have to admit thought that it was really cute when you are 15.
Holy crap! That's great!
I have to say the cooking wine comment made me think of this past Saturday when we were at Costco and had an awesome sample of a milkshake they had whipped up with vanilla ice cream and margarita mix. It was awesome but I had already seen two families from the ward and I wasn't about to chance seeing another one with a Costco sized set of margarita mix bottles in my cart.
This post is awesome on like a billion different levels.
Love your sexting.
Love the video.
Love it.
Lol! Yes good thing it was your friend. And yes that type of flirting is so good for a marriage.
I love Flight of the Conchords!
I SENT A SEXT TO MY BROTHER BY ACCIDENT ONCE...AND I USED TO SEND RACY NOT NUDE BUT RACY PICS TO MY HUBY, HE HANDED DOWN HIS PHONE TO HIS YOUNGER BROTHER WITH OUT DELETING THE PICS AND YEA, IVE NEVER LIVED THAT ONE DOWN! CELLS ARE EVIL HAHAA
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