Our exchanges will look something like this:
Roon: "You're so beautiful, like a tree..."
Roon: "Did it hurt? Your fall? From Heaven?"
Me: "Why, Roon Carter, are you flirting with me?
(imagine that being said with a thick southern drawl)"
Roon: "Yes ma'am I am"
Me: "Well I do declare!"
Roon: "Was your daddy a baker? You've got a nice set of buns."
Anyway, you get the idea. The above was an actual exchange that took place throughout the day yesterday.
Last night, after the kids were in bed, Roon had to run out to do an errand. I decided to take this opportunity, free from the distractions of children, to flirt with Roon.
I typed up:
"Goin' my way, sailor?"
and hit send. Only...I hadn't realized I had the wrong text conversation pulled up on my phone.
I had sent my "sext" to my best friend, Lady. While in the process of typing up an explanation for her, I get a text from her that simply said "Eh?"
We both got a pretty good laugh out of it. I must say, if I had to screw up a "sext", I'm glad it went to her, and not a client, or random person from my church. THAT would have been bad!
This is exactly why I have a strict policy against naked pictures, and inappropriate written conversations (I can screw up email too) of any kind. I just know I'd accidentally send it to my mother...
In case you're unfamiliar with why Roon would say I was as beautiful as a tree: