Dear Helpful school aide person,
While I was not there on Monday to witness
"the event", I wanted to take a moment and
thank you for supplying me with my WTF
moment this week when I link up again, with MiMi.
If not for you, I may have had to think for a whole
3 minutes to come up with something from my past.
Really? Not even a Sorry?
I love that while we were making the shopping list this week,
you kept saying "floss" every time I said there was something
we were forgetting. I knew that there was something bathroom
related that we were in need of, but you kept breaking my train of
thought, and saying "floss". Thank you so much for that, because
when Monday came, and I was out of DEODORANT,
the floss really came in handy.
Bet you regretted it when you came to bed that night to a stinky wife!
I wish I could understand you, child! Here it is FREEZING
and you would prefer to walk around without any more on your
little body than a diaper. I'm cold just looking at you, but no matter
how many times I chase you down and wrestle the clothing back onto
you, you take it off, and exclaim "Look a me! Look a Me, Mommy!"
Whatever, as long as you're happy and comfortable...who am I to judge?
My skin would be purple if I ran around like that!