Dear Future Sami,
Next time one of your Facebook friends tells you that a certain movie is good, but should not be watched without a man in the house...chances are, you should NEVER watch it. Period. Why? Well, just remember this morning, when you woke up terrified from a nightmare at 5:57 am. That's why. Not sure why you thought you could handle a scary movie now. Inside, you're still that girl who caught about 10 minutes of the movie The Fly when she was 7, and had to sleep on her parent's floor for a week. If you choose to not pay heed to this warning...well, don't say I didn't warn you!
A little on the groggy side...
Laundry does not fold itself. I know you already know this, but it's nonetheless a fact. Do you also remember how much you HATE ironing? You aren't doing yourself any favors by letting the laundry sit in a basket, getting cold and creased. Do yourself a favor, and get off the computer and fold it. Now.
Why are you not moving?
It's been decided. The next big ticket item that we will use our feminine powers of persuasion to acquire will be a vacuum. I know that you usually prefer to use those powers for things just for you, like a piece of jewelry, or a night out with the girls but desperate times call for desperate measures. Maybe you can even score a Dyson...
Roon likes your pink shirt best...