It's Thursday, so I'm linking up with Shortmama for her "Dear Someone" letters. After you read mine, head on over and and join in the fun!
Which is it? Potty training yes, or potty training no. I gotta say, it's the indecisiveness that is driving me crazy. I'm not in a huge hurry to have you out of diapers, but I would have to say that the sooner the better. Furthermore...why do you only go potty for Daddy? I'm home with you all day, and nothing. You're at the store with Daddy, and you go. Do you not know that public bathrooms are gross?
You're one size away from wearing adult diapers...
Dear New Dentist,
I heart you. You did a great job, and I am really diggin' the evening and weekend hours. I must admit that I was a little weary when I had a problem with your receptionist while scheduling my first appointment, but it all turned out for the best.
One happy new customer...
I don't heart the new dentist like I heart you, so I hope you don't feel weird when the two of you go out Home Teaching. Oh, and while I've got your attention...thanks for working so hard. Your awesomeness amazes me, as does your willingness to work overtime. That will really come in handy when we travel this summer to see your relatives. Furthermore, thanks for doing the majority of your overtime from home. As much as I love your children, I am definitely ready to "clock out" by 5:00. Having you here, allows me to do that.
Since you got a raise, do I get one too?
Dear Quince Quote Giveaway,
I'm afraid I may have "jumped the shark" when I started you up. I mean, I thought it was a great idea, but the fact that so few people ENTER says otherwise. I sure hope I don't have to delay your existence in the future due to lack of interest.
I guess people don't love movie quotes as much as I do.
I'm pretty sure you're not sick today, but I couldn't run the risk of you getting sent home early. I believed you that your stomach hurt, right up to when you asked for a snack one hour after school started. Now, I'm just wondering what exactly you were trying to avoid at school. If I weren't sure the school nurse would take your temperature right after gym again, I so would have sent you to school. Just so you know, you had better throw up, or staying home will not be on the agenda for tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure they made sugar pills for people like you...