Tuesday, October 12, 2010

The Status Quote

I have been in a real funk lately.  I was going to write a post yesterday, but all I could come up with to write was a list of grievances against certain business establishments, and I didn't want to bring you all down, so I adopted Thumper's mantra, and didn't say anything.  Perhaps tomorrow, I will pretend it's actually 10-10-10, and link up over HERE like I meant to on Sunday.
For today, I could use a little pick me up, so I'm linking up with Emmy to share with you some of my favorite Facebook status updates from the last little while.  Well...not mine.  Other people's statuses, but they amused me.  After you're done reading mine, head over to visit Emmy and link up yourself. 

These are all from one friend.  He always makes me laugh!

"I met a guy named DeWalt. I thought he was a tool."

"I really appreciate when an old lady's perfume is subtle and not nose-rapey."

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"New slogan for walnuts. "Walnuts: just a tiny bit more expensive than you'd think they'd be."

"Jet skis are fun but you always look like someone who doesn’t have enough friends to fill a boat."

These are from other friends:

"I am overwhelmed at all the friend request pop-ups. I think I have a social anxiety disorder."

"Watching my kids sing at the school's patriotic music program. My boy is the one taking old glory off the stick and poking other kids with it. *facepalm*"

Take a minute and go link up yourself.  I got a chuckle out of it!


Emmy said...

Yeah! Thanks for linking up! Sounds like you have a funny friend. The perfume one is awesome.

And yeah I could totally see my kid or kids being the one poking with the stick.

MiMi said...

Omagosh. Those are freakin' hilarious!!
I knew I should have texted you yesterday, I was thinking about you all day!
I keep forgetting I have your number. I'm sorry. :(

Shawn said...

Some people come up with the most clever ways to describe their day or sum up their feelings in 30 words or less!

FYI my status, if I weren't such a slacker would say...

Dear Twisted Tea: Just when I thought I had no friends that gave a shit anymore you came into my life. Thanks for being my new BFF!

Lourie said...

LMBO! My kid would be the one poking the other kids too! Hahahaha! Thanks so much for playing! Hope you are feeling more up today! :)

Myya said...

I wanna be friends with the friend with all the cool staus updates!
Hope your tomorrow is better :)

Evelyn @ Hanging by a Silver Lining said...

I always love FB statuses that are good for a laugh!

shortmama said...

The Dewalt one....hilarious!

Mamarazzi said...

my husband is always stressing over the exact right wording for his status updates...but they are always funny and he gets tons of comments on them, so i guess the pay off is big!

Anonymous said...

terrific quotes. What a mind!