For today, I could use a little pick me up, so I'm linking up with Emmy to share with you some of my favorite Facebook status updates from the last little while. Well...not mine. Other people's statuses, but they amused me. After you're done reading mine, head over to visit Emmy and link up yourself.
These are all from one friend. He always makes me laugh!
"I met a guy named DeWalt. I thought he was a tool."
"I really appreciate when an old lady's perfume is subtle and not nose-rapey."
"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."
"New slogan for walnuts. "Walnuts: just a tiny bit more expensive than you'd think they'd be."
"Jet skis are fun but you always look like someone who doesn’t have enough friends to fill a boat."
These are from other friends:
"I am overwhelmed at all the friend request pop-ups. I think I have a social anxiety disorder."
"Watching my kids sing at the school's patriotic music program. My boy is the one taking old glory off the stick and poking other kids with it. *facepalm*"
Take a minute and go link up yourself. I got a chuckle out of it!