Sunday, May 9, 2010

"Insanity is Hereditary...You Get It From Your Children" ~Sam Levenson

I don't usually post on the weekends, but some things are just too important to let them slip by...





This is a picture of me and my mommy.  It was taken 5 years ago, but is probably the most recent picture I have of just the two of us.  I love her.  I've always loved her.  But, I began to appreciate her more once I had my own children.  

I am the second oldest of 5. My parents had 3 girls, and decided to try just "one more time" for a boy. Then they got twin boys. Ask and you shall receive!
I am just like my mother in almost every way.  We look alike, we sound alike, and (Heaven help the world!) we have the same sense of humor.  She's taught me how to be a mom, a friend, and how to serve others.  She's held my hand on my medical roller coaster, and told me everything would be okay, even though I'm sure she was more scared than I was. 


My kids called my mom  "mean Grandma" for a while, because I learned how to raise and creatively discipline my children, from her.  I'm sure they'll thank her one day, when they have children, and often receive compliments on their behavior.  I know I thank her now! 

I love you Mommy!  HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!

I hope all you other wonderful mommies out there are having an absolutely wonderful day!  Personally, I am trying out my "ask for the opposite of what you want" theory.  So, here's hoping there is tons of fighting, crying, tantrums, and messes for me to clean up.  That...is my wish.

And now for your viewing pleasure...my absolute favorite Mother's Day video of all time!  ENJOY!



Friday, May 7, 2010

Let's Put It To A Vote...

I just wanted to take a moment to direct your attention to my right sidebar.  Nice, huh?  What I'm talking about is the poll. 

You may remember in the past, when I have done reports/updates about the Bachelor.  Well, the new season of the Bachelorette is set to start on May 24th, and I just wanted your opinion on whether or not this was something you would be interested in again.  I know that many of you did not watch last season, but still enjoyed my updates, but I don't want to bore you if you really don't care to know about the staged for TV drama. 

So, tell me what you think.  I will leave the poll up there until the 23rd, and majority rules!

Missing Bombs and Nostalgia

On Fridays, I usually link up with my pal MiMi for her meme, but today I fail at life!  I couldn't think of anything to write about.  Okay, that's not entirely true.  The only thing I COULD think of was really lame, and didn't seem to warrant a link up.  Wanna know what it was?


I burnt dinner last night.  Like, REALLY burnt dinner.  It was a crock pot recipe, that we had never tried before.  The recipe called for it to be cooked on LOW for 6 1/2 hours.  Well, my crock pot is kind of retarded.  You have the option to cook things on HIGH for either 4 or 6 hours, or on LOW for 8 or 10 hours.  Naturally, I selected the 8 hours on low setting, and went about my day.  Well, I'm not used to having to check things in the crock pot before it's about time for Roon to get home.  At 2:00, dinner was smelling pretty good.  By 4, however, it was smelling much less appealing.  I went over to look in on it, and to add the other ingredients, and noticed that what used to be meat, was now very similar in appearance to charcoal briquettes.  Not wanting to admit defeat, I called Roon and told him that dinner "might" not be good anymore.  I just couldn't bring myself to tell him that I had ruined $10 worth of meat.  When he got home, I told him to check it.  He looked in the crock pot, and you know what he said? 
"You making a burnt offering?"
Needless to say, we took advantage of the fact that it was "spirit night" at Chick fil A...
See...told you it was lame.


Here's some more random stuff from around here...


I've been busy writing up and queueing a lot of blog entries lately.  I know that with the end of school, I'm going to be super busy, so I've been trying to be a good little girl scout, and prepare.  I also came up with a BRILLIANT idea (if I do say so myself...) for a game to play with ya'll the entire month of June, so I've beeen pre-writing a few posts for that too.  If I don't visit you early in the day (like I normally do), or respond to your comments in a timely manner, please forgive me.  It doesn't mean I love you any less...


I have been lost in a fit of nostalgia for a month now.  Why?  Because I stumbled across this:




in the store, right around Easter time.  Not only that, but I learned that this:



was available to rent from Netflix.  I challenge anyone to watch this:



and not be automatically transported back to the early 90s!  Of course, that isn't the first season's intro.  If you want to see that one, click HERE.  They didn't have an option to embed it. 
Roon never watched the show growing up, so he laughs every time I start "do do dooing" along with the theme song.  He doesn't think it's nearly as awesome as I do.  Of course, when I watch it, I'm a 9 year old girl again, and when he watches it, he's just a  31 year old man, watching Doogie Howser.  Why is that not awesome?!

Have a great weekend, everyone!


Thursday, May 6, 2010

Dear Someone...

Dear Roon,

I always knew you were a super hero, but I always thought your powers were more geared towards nerdy computer things.  Now know that calling you "not mechanically inclined" is no longer accurate.  Way to go, changing the radiator by yourself, and saving us $100!  You rock my world, baby! 
See, I can write you a letter without being snarky...
By the way, you forgot to take out the kitchen garbage this morning.  (Okay, I ALMOST wrote you a letter without being snarky...)

Love,
I shouldn't have laughed at you, and made fun of your mechanic skills...
Sami


Dear Cooking Magazine,

What the crap is a "celery rib"?  I've heard of celery stalks, and I've even heard of celery hearts, but ribs?  I took a guess, but it sure looks like there's a disproportionate amount of celery in the crock pot now.  Yes, I could have Googled it, but if I have to Google terms in your magazine, I don't think it should be categorized as a "Simple and Delicious" recipe.  I'm just sayin'...

Signed,
Who do you think I am, Julia Child?!
Sami


Dear Kids in my Sunday School Class,

I'm really glad that you like me, and all, but I think it was a little harsh of you to tell your teacher, that alternates with me, that you don't like her anymore.  Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered, but that doesn't exactly sound like something you should be saying in church.  Got it?  Next time, just smile and nod, and know that I will be teaching the next week okay? 

Signed,
Really?  My lessons are "interesting"?!
Sister Carter


Dear Texas Heat,

So, we meet again...  Why not?  It's May, after all, so flirting with 100 degree temperatures is about right.  But, if you could do me a favor, and let up long enough for us to enjoy a day OUTSIDE on Saturday, I promise, I will tolerate you the rest of the summer. 

Reluctantly,
Who am I kidding?  You can't read!
Stir-crazy Texas Mama

Alright everyone!  I know you've got to have one or two letters rolling around in your brains that you wish you could send too...  SO DO IT!!!  Pay a visit to our wonderful hostess SHORTMAMA, write up, and link up.  It's as easy as pie...Marie Calendar's style!

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

The Proof Is In The Pictures

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It's Wednesday, and since I'm still not a foxy mama, you know that means I am linking up with ShortMama for her muffin top extravaganza!  Okay, so it's not really called that, but if you want to learn more, you can click the now familiar button up at the top of my post.  It's FUN!!!

The challenge this week is to let our pictures do the talking.  After all, I can claim to be eating granola and barley, and in fact have my pantry stuffed with Oreos, and my freezer stocked with Ben and Jerry's.  There's just no way for you to know for sure...until now. 
You may have noticed that I don't often post pictures.  Why is this?  Well, because I suck at photography.  I mean, BAD.  I usually let Roon handle the camera, because even our sad little auto Nikon intimidates me.  I can't even imagine having a fancy camera!  So, yeah, please excuse the picture quality, because that is why I pay people to take shots of my family annually.  I even took the pics myself.  You. Are. Welcome.

Here is my fridge.  Pretty standard.  What's in it?  Well...proof that it needs to be cleaned out, that's what's in it! 
On the top shelf, you can see some eggs, peach preserves (for a new recipe we tried), my yogurt, some deli meat, and some guacamole, which has obviously been exposed to the air. 
In our deli drawer, there is some more deli meat, some various cheeses, pepperoni, canadian bacon, etc. 
On the middle shelf, you will notice a costco sized bag of string cheese.  Takes us about a month to get through it, it's a quick and easy snack for anyone.  You'll also see a pound of lean ground beef (left over from the 2 pound package I used to cook dinner on Monday), the kids' yogurt, celery, some breakfast sausages (this is one thing the kids like to have for breakfast.  Eggs and sausages.) There are also more eggs, and a Rubbermaid container, I'm pretty sure I don't want to know what's in it.  This is the case with most, if not all of our Rubbermaid containers.  They are really just science experiments, from the second we put them in the fridge.  Did I mention we are horrible at eating leftovers?
On the bottom shelf, is our milk, water, jam for the kids' PB&J's, mayonaisse (I know, but I only use a tablespoon, and it's not very often, but I can't stand a dry sandwich), and some leftover queso from a mexican dinner night we had. 
In the bottom drawers we have at least 3 bags of salad, half a dozen tomatoes, a cucumber or two, and some strawberries. 
In the door of the fridge, you will find first that the door is broken.  Nice, huh?  I think it's a family omen of mine to have packing tape holding my door shelves together.  Did I mention a new fridge is on the list?  Anyway, food wise, you will see lots of salad dressings and condiments.  There is some whipped cream in there from Christmas, and there is some maple syrup, but everything else is fairly inocuous.  Most, if not all of the salad dressings are low fat, or fat free, and while I do use butter, it is only for cooking and baking.  We have a tub of margarine (somewhere) for the instances where we need spreadable butter product. 


This freezer is pretty sad.  Most of the food we actually eat (meat, etc.) is out in our deep freeze.  In this one, you will notice some extra butter and margarine, some frozen vegetables, frozen juice concentrates, freezer burnt ice cream and some leftover cookie dough from the school fundraiser.  There are a few frozen dinners (Smart Ones) for me, when I need a fast lunch, and there's also chicken nuggets for a quick meal when we don't have time to really cook for the kids.  If you dig deeper, you can probably find some Rhode's bread dough, and my Scentsy bars.  I heard that if you keep them in the freezer, they last longer, though that could just be an urban legend.  By the way...who doesn't have a fridge farm?  I think it's a staple for every American family!

Watch yourself...we are now journeying into---the Twilight Zone.  Oh, I mean, my pantry.

Here are the top two shelves.  Top shelf is chips (pretzel sticks and Lays Sour Cream and Onion for the kids, Sun Chips for me) some Oreos (which I'm sure were left from a pie I made to take someone who had just had a baby), fruit snacks (in the Rubbermaid bowl), then cereal and juice boxes.  By the way, I do NOT call Capri Suns "juice bags" because I think it sounds dirty.  They are juice boxes to me, so there ya go.  You can't see from the picture that I have some Total Raisin Bran up there for me.  The sugary cereal is all for the kids. 
On the second shelf, you will find a lot of pastas, pop tarts (for the kids), oatmeal, crackers, and about 4 years worth of hot cocoa mixes.  Not very good at throwing things away...
On the top shelf of this picture (the third shelf, in real life) you will find a lot of cooking/baking stuff.  Rice, cornstarch, ice cream salt, baking soda...etc.  There is also some leftover s'more stuff from last summer, leftover Cracker Jacks and crackers from the baby shower I threw, Nesquik, Country time lemonade, rice, peanut butter, and the really yummy Special K bars I got from Mamarazzi during the Spring swap. 
On the next shelf, there is flour, sugar, Bisquick, flavored bread crumbs for cooking, canned mushrooms, brown sugar, canned tuna, an onion, and various tomatoe products.  You may even be able to find a jiffy pizza crust mix or two in there too...
The last shelf has some canned vegetables and soup (for cooking with, and eating by themselves), extra syrup and salad dressing, canned fruit, and some olive oils, balsamic vinegar, white vinegar, etc. 

In this last picture, you can see that I also have Ramen noodles (which my kids love, and call "brown noodles").  On my pantry floor, I have extra juice boxes, and an extra jug of juice, as well as my spare bottled water.  I also have some grapefruits that Boo apparently relocated there, and yet more Cracker Jacks, from the baby shower. 

Why is my pantry such a disorganized mess?  Well, because Boo likes to "cook" in there while I make dinner.  It keeps her occupied, so I don't have to fight with her, but it doesn't do much for any organizational system I set up.  Maybe someday, I'll be able to organize it...


I'm almost done, I promise!  Here is our "bread box".  Although, it is always overflowing.  This is because our kids love sandwiches and french toast (MAJOR bread users), then you have my "flat out" flatbread wraps, and tortillas.  Next to the toaster we also have some bagels, and some whole grain English Muffins, but I didn't want to post more pictures than I had to...

FINALLY, we have our fruit.  This bowl is usually overflowing with apples, oranges, bananas, mangos, etc. but since payday is Friday, our supplies are pretty well depleted.  We do have a pineapple though!  Mmmm pineapple!

So, there you go!  I know it's not as great as it could be, but one of my goals is to actually purge my pantry and fridge, and then it should have even less junk food than it does now.  I'm out of chocolate (heaven help us all!) right now, or I would show you my stash of that, as well. 
If you feel like joining in, DO!  Don't let the fact that you are a few weeks behind deter you.  Just start where you are, and let us help you.  The more, the merrier!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Desperate Times

They say that necessity is the mother of invention. Well, I must say that I agree...





I was so busy doing about 9 loads of laundry yesterday, that I wasn't paying much attention to what Bug and Boo were doing, sans toys and tv, to occupy themselves.  It wasn't until Roon got home, that Bug announced that he had spent the day playing on his "laptop".  Roon went to find out what he was talking about, and this is what he saw.  Hey, it seems like our new discipline idea has done more than kept the upstairs clean...it has awakened their imaginations! 

Monday, May 3, 2010

On Stripping

Call it flipping your lid.  Call it, losing your marbles.  Whatever you want to call it, it happened to me on Sunday.  I remembered that 6+ years ago, (the last time I watched) it was an idea that was approved by Dr. Phil.  So, I did it. 

What is "it" exactly? 

Stripping. 

Allow me to explain...

In our house the children we go through a series of "stages" (much like grieving) when it comes to cleaning. 
  1. Shock & Denial-  Holy cow!  How did the entire upstairs get so bad in such a short amount of time?!  Oh well, I'm sure if we ask them nicely, they will pick it up before it gets completely out of control, right?  WRONG!
  2. Pain & Guilt-  OUCH!  Dang Legos!  That's it, they are cleaning this up tonight!  I totally should have made them clean it up yesterday, so it's really MY fault that I punctured my foot...
  3. Anger & Bargaining-  You are grounded from T.V. until the entire upstairs is clean!  I mean it!  If you want to have dinner tonight, you will clean your rooms!  Okay, maybe that's too harsh.  How about, if you guys get the whole upstairs clean, then we can have a family movie night, or go to Six Flags?  That sounds fair, right?
  4. Depression, Reflection, & Loneliness-  I'm so tired of living in filth!  Maybe they do it because I don't pay enough attention to them.  I'll try anything!  I feel like I'm trying to rebuild after a flood, all by myself!  Can't somebody help me?!
  5. The Upward Turn-  What?!  You cleaned your rooms?!  Finally!  Oh they look wonderful!  Wait...did you just shove everything in your closet/under your bed?!  That, my dears, is NOT cleaning!
  6. Reconstruction & Working Through-  Perhaps, if I set the example by getting my areas of the house spick and span, they will follow suite.  Yeah, that's what I'll do.  Then, I'll help them, by breaking down their rooms into "zones".  They can start by picking up books.  Then, stuffed animals.  Then, dirty clothes.  I'm sure that will work...
  7. Acceptance & Hope-  Alright, Roon.  It's gotten really bad up there.  I don't even want to put their laundry away, because I feel like I'm risking my life to walk into their rooms.  I'm pretty sure that they are to the point of overwhelmed.  I guess it's up to us, now.  On Saturday, we will go in there, and clean it up.  We'll get things organized, and then all they have to do is maintain it.  This totally seems manageable now! 
This cycle repeats itself, either weekly, bi-weekly, or monthly.  Depending on a few different variables.  On Sunday, after many futile attempts to motivate them, I had had enough.  A much needed plan was set into motion.  Roon and I went into their rooms, and started organinzing, purging, so on and so forth.  3 hours later, the kids didn't seem to care.  After all, this was just the final step in the stages of cleaning, so they were used to it.  Until... 
We decided to offer an 8th step in the stages of cleaning...  COMPLIANCE. 
Their eyes were big as saucers, and Boo began to cry as they watched all their newly re-organized boxes, buckets, and storage containers being relocated to the attic.
Their rooms have been stripped down to the bare essentials.  Beds, clothes, their favorite blankets/stuffed animals, and one or two toys.  That's it.  Their T.V. has been unplugged.  Their computer games have been stored.  Even their DVD's have been put up until further notice. 

My kids are being thrown cold turkey into a world free of "privelege" and full of "necessity".  Let's hope they learn to appreciate and respect what they have...and fast.  I think Boo is starting to go through Dora withdrawals...